There was an earthquake in Clare! Mental!

Help the Clare earthquake victims!

We need your help and we need it now... Last thursday a magnitude 2.7 earthquake struck the Clare village of Coolmeen, causing a noticeable shaking feeling through the county. Many miles away the shaking was so strong that it cause a maths book, belonging to a secondary school student to close, apparently by itself. Thinking it was an act of God the boy, wisely, decided to pack in the homework. Less than five miles away a man, who had been drinking for some time, noticed that a formally flat pint had suddenly re-headed itself. Stories like this are pouring in from all over the county. But you can help to alleviate their hardship. Send food, booze, cash, cartons of cigarettes, chocolate or talents sportspeople willing to represent Clare - give a little, we'll thank you for it.