Dienstag, 19. Juni 2012

Jokes of the day

I phoned up my wife and asked, "What would you do if our son fell in a lake?"
She said, "I'd jump in and save him."
I replied, "Cool but you better hurry up."

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Right, I have three quarters of an hour to kill. Fuck knows what I'm going to do. Thought the Spanish goalkeeper as the match kicked off. 

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Utter horror for the Greek FA, as they realise that they're going to have to book a hotel for another week.



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