Wanderers Witzebude reloaded XXX

Und hier noch ein paar fuer Markus :)

When I saw the plumber's van parked outside the house, I feared the worst.
But thankfully, he was just fucking the wife and there was no expensive leak.
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After my accident, I woke up in hospital with a sexy nurse standing over me.
She said, "You may not feel anything from the waist down."
"Fair enough," I replied, groping her breasts.
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A blonde woman goes to the hospital.
"What seems to be the problem?" asked the Doctor.
"Something is terribly wrong, I keep finding postage stamps from Costa Rica in my vagina."
The Doctor had a look, chuckled, and said, "Those aren't postage stamps my dear,
they're the stickers off the bananas"
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My computer crashed and now all the other computers have slowed down so they can see what's happening.
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I dont know why the germans use ß.
Whats wrong with ss all of a sudden?